Byakuya vs. Gin 5

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Gin: Izuru, Izuru, on the corner sittin' old maid gettin' nah?

Gin: Did I head somethin' i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n, huh?

Gin: Move your ass

*PATTER*

Kira: Taishouuuu!

Hisagi: Ichimaru Taishou...

Kira: I've broken my backbone!

Renji: No, Shuhei! I will tell him that terrible truth!

KUCHIKI MANSION

Byakuya: Now everybody will think of me as of an oily kinky daisy...

Byakuya: Whoever will fall for me?

*CRACKLE*

*Murky music in the background*

*Virgin on the lentil's bean*

Byakuya: Who's there?

Byakuya: Strange... It seemed that I heard something...

Aizen: Bu!

Aizen: Hello, Byakuya-bo!

Aizen: Gin told me something... about you.. my dear...

Byakuya: AAAAA-AAA AIZEN! AAA!

Byakuya: NO! NO! NO!

Byakuya: I wanna live! HELP! AJUDA ME! NO! NO! TASKE TE!

*CRACKLE*

*CRACK*

Aizen: ...

Aizen: If I come to think about it... even better

Renji: No!

*CRACK!*

Renji: Taishou!

Renji: Hang on!

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